A nice addition from Overlook
The Loozards’ 10 Commandments
1. I am the Lord of your Blog, who brought you out of the land of Conservatism, out of the house of slavery; Do not have any other blogs before me.
2 You shall not accept for yourself an alternative opinion whether in heaven above, on the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth. You shall not visit them or discuss them; for I the Lord your blog am a jealous blob, punishing children for the iniquity of parents, to the third and the fourth generation of those who reject me, but showing steadfast love to the thousandth generation of those who worship me and keep my commandments.
3 You shall not make wrongful use of the name of the Lord your blog, for the Lord will not acquit anyone who misuses his name.
4. Remember Darwin and keep it holy
5. Honor your blogger and his minions, so that your days may be long on this site that the Lord your blog is allowing you.
6. You shall not mention St. Pancake.
7. You shall not mention Abortion.
8. You shall not deny global warming.
9. You shall not bear witness against my minions.
10. You shall not visit another’s blog; you shall not visit another’s twitter account, or e-mail, or facebook page, or anything on the internet or otherwise that belongs to another who disagrees with LGF.
11. These commandments may be changed at the whim of the Lord thy Blog. beying these commandments does not mean thou mayest abide in the House of the Blogger forever. What the Lord gives, the Lord can snatch away.