Saturday, June 28, 2008

Evangelical Athiests

Anybody else sick of being heavily prosletyzed by the evangelical athiests (EAs)? Well, you're not alone. I have had it. My patience with the EAs is gone. I don't know why they can't just agree to disagree and move on to another topic that might interest us both without causing a rift. No, instead, they gather together and ridicule those of us who actually believe The Bible. It's like walking into a room crowded full of people you thought were your friends only to find that you are the butt of their jokes. You and your belief in God. It serves no constructive purpose but it goes on and on.

So, I pronounce to the entire world right here that I believe the Bible as it is written. That's right. My God is big enough, powerful enough, and smart enough to create the entire universe (all that you see and all that you do not see) in 6 days (6 nanoseconds if He chose to and no I don't know why He didn't). Call me a literalist. Call me a Creationist. Just don't attempt to prosletyze me into your Godless worldview!

And I have a challenge for all those Christians and Jews who like to say that Genesis is just an allegory or some such... If you don't believe the first few statements of The Bible, then why believe any of it? Where would you start? And why would you start? This ain't no cafeteria buffet! Go on! Make your choice! You won't go to hell for doubting the word. But I've made mine so stop prosletyzing me, agree to disagree, and move on!